Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
We talked him into tasing himself.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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