Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
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