I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
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i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
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The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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