This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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