Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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