I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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