I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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