My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I just found puke in my bra..
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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