The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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