I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
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How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
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Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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