I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
