Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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