Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
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You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
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youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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