3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
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But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
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Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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