capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Help. Why am I so naked?
I'm really busy with my period
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