I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize