I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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