i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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