Come see our sink grown plant.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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