party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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