You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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