I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
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No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
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And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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