I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
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This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Found your dick twin last night
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
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He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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