She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Everything about him screamed your future.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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