Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
If that was your dad, he is hot
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
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