At least make sure they are 18
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It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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