didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
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