So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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