If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Randomize
