Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
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Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
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I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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