I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
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Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
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We don't watch enough power rangers
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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