that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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