I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
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Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
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I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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