Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
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It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
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its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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