im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
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I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
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next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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