My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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