he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
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Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
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He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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