i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
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I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
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Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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