She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Randomize
