Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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