he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
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woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
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last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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