it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
its liver damage thursday
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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