If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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