He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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