Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
you have to choose: penises or morals?
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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