You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
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What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
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If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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