yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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