Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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