no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
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How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
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The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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