She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
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To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
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I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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