Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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