You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
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I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
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Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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