I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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