North Korea, Best Korea!
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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