Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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