i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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